Kent’s 25 Favorite Damned Movies of 2017 (#10-6)

10. THE VOID- Homage is kind of a dirty word these days. Back in the old days, everyone stole from everyone and it often didn’t matter because film wasn’t really a readily available commodity. Even in the days of VHS, it was sometimes hard to find the “lineage” of a film and where it found its inspiration. That’s a thing of the past as Wikipedia and IMDB give you more movie information than you could possibly know what to do with. Amazon, streaming, and a growing number of specialty labels will help you find entire filmographies and almost any cult title you want, with more and more obscure releases finding an audience. As such, it’s easier than ever to find inspiration, but harder than ever to hide it well enough to pass muster with the gatekeepers of genre, who have become ever more dismissive of anything that resembles something they love. One of the most difficult groups to impress is the horror crowd and I’ve surprisingly seen this chilling little film dismissed and hated, in part because the filmmakers obviously watched John Carpenter films growing up. But that doesn’t make what they’ve done, producing an incredibly effective, very Lovecraftian horror film on a tiny budget, any less impressive. This was a movie I was very glad I saw on the big screen as, much like Shin Godzilla last year, I think it made a huge difference and it made me sad that so many people were stuck seeing it for the first time on their home theater, regardless of how impressive their set-up may be. The effects are almost all practical and the vast majority of them look positively haunting. There is a strong feeling of dread that permeates the whole of the proceedings and the imagination on display makes up for any budget shortcomings. In short, it does everything you should want from a horror film, and does it extremely well. Well enough that it stuck with me, crowding out other thoughts for days after seeing it.

9. BRIGSBY BEAR- Is Brigsby Bear a feature-length advertisement for art therapy? If so, it’s the best one I’ve ever seen. I know that there are certainly some people out there who will probably hate this movie because they’ll find it skirts that “art movie” line where everything is kind of twee and the main character is a misfit. I feel sorry for those people. To share the basics of the plot would largely do the audience a disservice, as it is built in such a way that they find out what’s going on as the main character does, but I absolutely fell for its potent DIY aesthetic. In practice, the featured “Brigsby Bear” show, itself, is right there in some magic sweet spot where old-school Doctor Who, Land of the Lost, and Square One Television meet; making me a mark by feeling like a love letter to the PBS of my pre-school days. And before things are done, the film manages to make a statement about the nature of fandom, the shepherding of intellectual properties to/by the next generation, the aforementioned art therapy and the state of modern psychology. Frankly, as the challenges mount and things seem to spiral out of control, this film feels like a fantastic counterpoint/partner for The Disaster Artist. Like Tommy Wiseau, our hero, James, desperately needs to say something so he can connect with the world. Unlike Tommy, he isn’t doing it for fame or fortune or any mysterious motives, but so he can simply move on with his life. No other movie this year left me more inspired to get out and create. Add in Mark Hammill’s best performance of the year (and that’s saying something) and you’ve got something pretty special.

8. LOGAN- When X-Men arguably kicked off the whole modern Superhero movie era, this was the best possible end-game scenario. The culmination of 17 years, Logan completes Hugh Jackman’s run as Wolverine and does it in the style of a post-modern Western, complete with many of the trappings, albeit changed to suit a not-so-distant-future sci-fi setting. (I wonder if some critics who complained about a particular plot point are familiar with the trope of the aging gunslinger facing a rival that amounts to a younger version of themselves.) This isn’t some post-apocalyptic world. It is a world in slow decay, much like the future Logan, himself. It is a bloody, unblinking look at a man who has trafficked in violence his whole, long life having to come to terms with the things he’s done and doing it with a scowl. A fantastic performance by Patrick Stewart as a dementia-riddled Professor X helps a lot with that. Even more important, X-23, aka “Laura”, is played by a child actor who can, you know, act. It’s no wonder 20 Century Fox had been circling a spin-off about her, which may turn into one of many promising ‘never-was’ films that will undoubtedly follow Disney’s purchase of the studio. Not only is it by far the best of the Wolverine movies, and the best film of James Mangold’s career, but it’s in the upper echelon of X-Men films and superhero films as a whole. And among the best films of 2017.

7. THE DISASTER ARTIST- It’s hard to discuss any retelling about making a “bad movie” without talking about the shadow of Tim Burton’s masterpiece, Ed Wood. Thankfully for James Franco, The Disaster Artist, a somewhat-fictional account of the making of the trash “classic,” The Room, is able to proudly stand (and show off its backside) as a wonderfully entertaining movie with more than enough differences to avoid feeling like some retread. Franco’s portrayal of infamous director/weirdo Tommy Wiseau miraculously skirts parody or imitation and manages to actually be a fully functional, idiosyncratic character. What he makes look relatively easy on screen is actually worthy of a Best Actor Oscar nomination. Beyond that though, the story itself is more thought-provoking, more “educational,” and more outright fun to watch than the story of making great art could probably ever be. While Dave Franco probably would never be able to channel the kind of bizarre outsider his brother can, he provides a great point of view as the original book’s author, Greg Sestero, and he is able to play on his strengths (probably giving his brother the same quizzical looks in the movie he’s given him in their private lives.) Tommy may still be a mystery when the credits role, but we do get a pretty accurate account of what it feels like to want to move someone with what amounts to a piece of your soul, and to fail spectacularly. Who among us, as an artist or simply as a human being, can’t sympathize with that?

6. THOR: RAGNAROK- 2017 was an embarrassment of riches when it comes to comic book-based films, as they proved once and for all that even the “superhero” films that are disparaged by some snobs can’t be so easy pigeonholed. For every disappointment there seemed to be three great examples of what can be done when talent and artistry is behind these adaptations, from period films to post-modern Westerns to teen comedy to space opera. But the craziest, most fun, and outright batshit film (in a year that included an animated Adam West Batman movie and another chapter of James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy series) was Thor: Ragnarok. Delivering on a blistering trailer that promised high adventure and comedy, Taika Waititi managed to completely blow away expectations, creating a film which is unlike anything he’s made before, but still a wonderful encapsulation of his unique voice. (And, in doing so, he makes my top 10 for the second year in a row.) It builds on the first two Thor films, while completely decimating them and commenting on the Asgardian’s mythology as a stand-in for post-Imperialism. (But never does it stop to wallow in these, letting the viewer pick them up on the fly.) As the film wrapped up, I leaned over to one of the friends I’d gone with and I said, “It’s like someone made a good version of Flash Gordon.” It’s a harsh thing to say, considering I enjoy that movie, but the thing Ragnarok does that so many pulpy space yarns do not, is not allow the zaniness and oddities (which are plentiful) to undercut the narrative. The story, while episodic and probably more flawed than it feels while swept up in its freight train of a good time, has so many welcome twists that it could have been birthed in a pretzel factory. When you attach splendid visuals, a marvelous Mark Mothersbaugh score (with an assist from Led Zepplin), and the strongest showing yet of the wonderful brotherly chemistry between Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth, Marvel has another winner. This is not the film that ends Thor’s story, but it certainly is the end of this chapter, and boy is it a good one.

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Kent’s 25 Favorite Damned Movies of 2017 (#20-16)

20. MINDHORN- The “Three Amigos” formula has been kicked around for about thirty years now, with variations like A Bug’s Life and Galaxy Quest being particularly memorable. Now another joins their ranks. Mindhorn, a cyberneticly-enhanced detective who is equal parts Steve Austin and Michael Knight, is a relic of the 80s. Richard Thorncroft, the actor who portrayed him, is as well, after leaving his hit show at the height of his fame for a film career that never came to pass. When a murder suspect has trouble separating fact from fictional cheese, he sees a chance to help (while getting some good publicity along the way) by bringing back Mindhorn to help with the police investigation. From that premise, The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barratt manages to create a singular character that is somehow still likable despite being the greater part of a narcissistic knucklehead who has managed to alienate everyone in his life, his professional community, and most of the Isle of Man. Considering how despicable he can be, and what the film is willing to do for an uncomfortable laugh, it’s actually a pretty major accomplishment that he can still wring sympathy from the audience. While I’m usually not much for cringe-inducing comedy, I can stomach it when it’s well done, and this one struck me pretty much head on.

19. HAPPY DEATH DAY- There’s an understandable knee-jerk reaction to automatically assume the worst from PG-13 rated horror films. After all, the field is littered with bad examples of genre fare that have been watered down to meet that “magic” rating, due to the strange fact that it’s seen as a sure-fire formula for higher revenue. A formula that is wrong so often, it is more than a little surprising so many executives still try to make it work. (Does anyone else think there’s an odd trend going around where it’s easier than ever for teenagers to see R-rated and adult material at home, but harder than it’s been since the 70s to see it in the theater? But I digress.) When it comes to such a specific horror subgenre as the stab-happy slasher film, being dubious seems doubly logical. However, Happy Death Day, a crackling mix of Student Bodies and Groundhog Day, is one of a handful of recent entries that manages to overcome whatever shortcomings it may be hobbled with by the studio. It turned out to be good, old-fashioned fun, even as some gore fiends confuse it’s lack of viscera and sense of humor for “childishness.” A case of having your birthday cake and eating it too, the film is relentlessly inventive as our heroine, inexplicably named Tree, manages to have a fully-fledged character arc, complete with understandable, frustrated backslides, while still getting the everloving crap killed out of her in a hundred different ways. Rather than focus on what could have been, what IS turns out to be a blast, having a ball with slasher conventions and actually turning in a mystery that’s better than the vast majority of the 80s Halloween knock-offs that make up the crudities of its DNA.

18. BATMAN VS. TWO-FACE- The Lego Batman Movie was a fine tribute to the Dark Knight in all his various forms, but an even better one slipped under the noses of many as the “Bright Knight,” Adam West, gave his last performance as Batman in this stellar animated feature that also brought back Burt Ward, Julie Newmar, and introduced William Shatner as the title’s Two-Face. Even better than last year’s similarly Direct to Video “Return of the Caped Crusaders,” it makes West’s passing this year even sadder, as this is obviously a film series that could have lasted much, much longer. Taking advantage of the animated medium, it captures the technicolor shenanigans of the ‘60s animated series and its characters perfectly, while forgetting about budgetary limitations and throwing in forty years’ worth of references from the depths of Batmanalia. (In this regard it is a kissing cousin of the also-excellent “Batman ‘66” comic book that DC published for a while once the TV series rights were ironed out at last.) Eschewing the grim foundations for one of Bats’ most iconic bad guys is a risk, but Two-Face’s new, and frankly bizarre, origin is more befitting of the show and the way they would lean heavily on a villain’s gimmick, so it works. And while there are a few too many eye-rolling jokes about the dynamic duo’s relationship that feel like a 20-year-old SNL bit that shall not be named, they aren’t nearly enough to impede the fun in any way. It’s hard to think of a better send-off for the man that embodied the concept of Batman for so many.

 

17. THE SHAPE OF WATER- A meditation on The Creature from the Black Lagoon in which the question is asked, “but what if the girl actually loved the Gillman?”, I’ll admit, I have some misgivings about the plot of The Shape of Water. Thankfully, any issues with the presentation of the late 50s/early 60’s, or problems with the characters’ behavior can largely be dismissed due to its nature as a modernized fairy tale. As beautiful a film as has been released all year, Guillermo del Toro continues to show he is a master of mixing fantasy and horror in varying amounts to varying results. It is charming, yet grotesque. Depressing, yet optimistic. Funny and unsettling in equal amounts. Wonderfully cast and gorgeously shot, it is a film that inspires big feelings, even as I wasn’t always sure what they should be. See it and weep over the fact that he turned down Universal’s offer to let him oversee the revamp of their horror universe.

16. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2- It would be purely within James Gunn’s rights to rest on his laurels after taking a rag-tag team of Marvel’s former C-listers and turning them into box office gold. He could have simply repeated the formula of the first film and most audiences would probably have been satisfied. Thankfully, he doesn’t know how to do anything conventionally. Heck, he won’t even let you get bored during the closing credits. In Guardians 2, we find Peter Quill’s father, the living planet Ego, and see that his daddy issues are there for a reason. Between Kurt Russell’s predictably strong turn as Ego, and Michael Rooker tearing into his breakout role of Yondu, Quill has more than enough to cause him anxiety. Strangest of all, with Russell, Rooker, Chris Pratt, Karen Gillan and more of the cast putting forward some very strong work, Dave Bautista practically runs away with the film thanks to his comedic timing being sharper than Gamora’s swords. Shockingly, he’s supported by a much bigger portion of dramatic chops to boot. What a long way he’s come from his days in Riddick. While the first one may be stronger overall with its simple space opera pleasures, the second film is a richer, more complex experience (mirrored by the increasingly obscure, and all-important soundtrack) that delves into the nature of family and what we expect from those in our lives who’ve been thrown together with us, by blood or fate.

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Aisle of the Damned: 01/19/17- The Perfunctory 2017 Wrap-Up

Hello, fellow movie geeks! Bryan and Kent are up to their old tricks again with their mandatory look at the year that was! Yes, there’s a look a the best, the worst, and the most disappointing releases of the year. Which movies will top their lists? Will Bryan have room for anything besides the plethora of grand superhero films this year? Find out!

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

MUSIC:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Velocity Girl- My Forgotten Favorite

Aisle of the Damned: 12/22/17- O hai, Luke

 

Yep, it’s the hap-happiest season of all: Star Wars movie release time! Oh, and Chanukkah or something is going on too. Bryan and Kent discuss Star Wars: The Last Jedi and the petulant reaction of a certain section of fanboys.

Not satisfied with that, they also discuss The Disaster Artist, with James Franco taking on the role of Tommy Wiseau, the auteur behind The Room.

We also have a slew of trailers for upcoming 2018 films and a big discussion of the biggest shake-up to hit Hollywood in years: Disney’s buy-out of Fox’s entertainment division! Plus, Quentin Tarantino is beaming into Star Trek, the National Film Registry has picked 25 new entries and some GI Joe news.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Supernova- Chewbacca

Aisle of the Damned: 12/01/17- Like a Bat-Kid on Christmas

Howdy, folks! As the holiday season bears down on us, Justice League has been unleashed upon us. Does this Frankenstein monster of a film fly like Superman or sink like Aquaman? We will discuss the particulars! Meanwhile, Kent has seen Coco and is dying to tell you about it.

Plus, we discuss some Marvel developments, some trailers and less, on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Amazing Transparent Man- Holding Out for a Hero

Aisle of the Damned: 11/17/17- Under the Rainbow

Mjolnir Coppertone

It’s time for the biggest superhero movie of the year. No, not that one. Thor: Ragnarok is ready to hammer its way into your heart. But that’s not all! Bryan and Kent also take a look at the latest version of Murder on the Orient Express and the Netflix release The Babysitter.

But wait! That’s not all! We also talk news about Star Wars, Creed 2, Fox and Disney rumors, and the Sony Spider-Manless-Universe. And we’re not done yet! Vinegar Syndrome’s Orgy of the Dead release tries to do right by Ed Wood!

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
St. Vincent- Black Rainbow

Aisle of the Damned: 09/01/17- Made for the Juggalo Market

Who's winding the river?

It’s one of the worst business stretches in recent history for the movie biz, but you wouldn’t know it from Aisle of the Damned. Bryan and Kent went to see if they would be chilled by the neo-Western noir Wind River.

Meanwhile, Kent has a roundup of some other smaller and indie films that are populating the screens if you know where to look: Birth of the Dragon, Brigsby Bear, and Ingrid Goes West. What’s worth your time? He’ll let you know.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music: 
The Aquabats— Stuck in a Movie
The Action Design— Ten Feet of Snow

Aisle of the Damned: 07/28/17- The Hidden Secrets in Henry Cavill’s Mustache

Check yourself for VD

Luc Besson is back to making French comic book sci-fi and, much like The Fifth Element, it’s incredibly divisive. What did Kent think of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets? And what did he think of the Medieval sex comedy The Little Hours with a who’s who of comedy stars?

But even before that, we look at a metric ton of San Diego Comic Con news and trailers. Prepare yourself for all of this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Sloppy Seconds- Queen of Outer Space

Aisle of the Damned: 07/14/17- With Steve Urkel as Electro

Up next: Sadie Hawkins DanceHe’s doins’t whatever a spider can, but can Spider-Man: Homecoming save the wallcrawler from the evil clutches of the Sony executives? We discuss it in this episode. Kent also takes a look at the Sam Elliott character piece The Hero.

In addition, we have some various DCEU and Quentin Tarantino news, and a look at the trailer for another Child’s Play sequel for your earholes.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Michael Giacchino- Spider-Man Theme Song
The Ramones- Spider-Man

Aisle of the Damned: 07/07/17- Boss Baby Driver’s Day Out

Simon and Garfunkel, not KISS

Baby Driver, auteur Edgar Wright’s latest lean, mean, high-octane comedic thriller, is finally here, and boy, does it live up to the promise of the Cornetto trilogy. Let us tell you why.

Plus, we have a look at Despicable Me 3! After suffering overload from the Minions movie, does it still have the same punch?

Meanwhile, we have the usual news and a slew of trailers to look at, including a new Jumanji and, yes, My Little Pony: The Movie.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
April March- La Fille À La Moto