Aisle of the Damned: 08-24-18- Michael Caine’s Newest Vacation Home

Cue the Williams' Score

Da-dun. Da-dun. Da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun… de de WAAAAAAAA!
Wait, this isn’t a Jaws film! It’s not even made for the SyFy Channel! It’s The Meg, which is like Jaws, but, you know, bigger and way more digital. How will Jason Statham find a way to punch this fearsome monster from the deep? Meanwhile, Kent has his own problem when he faces down Disney’s Christopher Robin, which brings Ewan McGregor face to face with that silly old bear, Winnie the Pooh, in order to keep making live-action films out of each of their animated classics.

We also talk James Bond and franchise fatigue, plus we take a look at not one, but two trailers about places atop gateways to Hell. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be very busy.)

MUSIC:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie!
Pain- Jabberjaw Running Underwater

Aisle of the Damned: 11/17/17- Under the Rainbow

Mjolnir Coppertone

It’s time for the biggest superhero movie of the year. No, not that one. Thor: Ragnarok is ready to hammer its way into your heart. But that’s not all! Bryan and Kent also take a look at the latest version of Murder on the Orient Express and the Netflix release The Babysitter.

But wait! That’s not all! We also talk news about Star Wars, Creed 2, Fox and Disney rumors, and the Sony Spider-Manless-Universe. And we’re not done yet! Vinegar Syndrome’s Orgy of the Dead release tries to do right by Ed Wood!

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
St. Vincent- Black Rainbow

Aisle of the Damned: 07/07/17- Boss Baby Driver’s Day Out

Simon and Garfunkel, not KISS

Baby Driver, auteur Edgar Wright’s latest lean, mean, high-octane comedic thriller, is finally here, and boy, does it live up to the promise of the Cornetto trilogy. Let us tell you why.

Plus, we have a look at Despicable Me 3! After suffering overload from the Minions movie, does it still have the same punch?

Meanwhile, we have the usual news and a slew of trailers to look at, including a new Jumanji and, yes, My Little Pony: The Movie.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
April March- La Fille À La Moto