Aisle of the Damend: 03/23/18- Kaiju Oprah

Tomb Raider is has been remade and it is neither a titillating Indiana Jones riff, nor a gritty survival horror with supernatural elements, but does that mean it’s bad? Plus, Kent has taken a look at Jennifer Lawrence’s turn as a ballerina-turned-Russian spy in Red Sparrow and Disney’s adaptation of the classic novel, A Wrinkle in Time.

Plus, we speculate about the news that came from Shout! Factory that they’d bought Roger Corman’s archives and what that could mean for future releases. We talk about a ton of trailers, too!

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

MUSIC:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Vampire Beach Babes- Tomb Mau Mau

Aisle of the Damned: 01/05/18- Quick N’ Dirty

Teacups

It’s Bryan’s turn to be sick, so this week, both of the Damned boys get to be grumpy. But Kent has reviews of the long-gestating sequel Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Netflix’s attempt at a blockbuster, Bright, and Guillermo del Toro’s The Shape of Water.

They also have a contentious discussion about Jodie Foster’s contentious interview regarding superhero movies. Does she have a point, or is she just the latest to pile onto a decades long one-sided feud with audience-pleasing blockbusters? Plus, Bryan won’t forget about Criterion’s new release of the John Hughes film, The Breakfast Club.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

MUSIC:
The Aquabats-
Stuck in a Movie
The Cadets- Stranded in the Jungle

Aisle of the Damned: 06/23/17- It Has to Wash Its Sheets in the Morning

Transformers: It Comes on a Rough Night

Two weeks ago saw the opening of It Comes at Night. Last week, we had the bachelorette comedy Rough Night. This week we get Transformers: The Last Knight dropped on us like a 10-ton anvil. Coincidence?

Probably.

Regardless, Bryan and Kent are here to slice and dice films for your pleasure and It Comes at Night and Rough Night are both on the chopping block. So which is worth your dollars? The divisive psychological horror film or the gender-bent Very Bad Things? Find out in this episode! Plus, we have Pixar’s latest: the inevitable Cars 3. Does it handle better than the second entry?

PLUS, we have some movie news, including some superhero stuff. All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine- Down with the Sickness