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Aisle of the Damned: 10/20/17- Ryan Reynolds GIF War

Early in the 21st Century, THE WARNER BROS. CORPORATION advanced robot cinema into the NOSTALGIA phase — a movie virtually identical to a 35-year-old film. The 2049 Sequel was superior in strength and agility and at least equal in intelligence, to the cult film that spawned it. After a bloody mutiny, Bryan and Kent reviewed Blade Runner 2049. It was not retired.

They also take a look the Martin Campbell IRA triller The Foreigner, with Jackie Chan and Pierce Brosnan. Plus, Bryan takes a look at the TV cut of Superman: The Movie from Warner Archive. We also discuss news regarding old (Batman: The Animated Series, The Breakfast Club) and new (Snake Outta Compton, Bearmageddon) and everything in-between.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Flock of Seagulls- I Ran (So Far Away)

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Aisle of the Damned: 06/30/17- Robots in Disgrace

It’s finally happened. Transformers: The Last Knight is here to bludgeon you into submission with everything Michael Bay didn’t manage to say in the first 17 hours’ worth of Transformers movies. Who is still going to see these things? Well, Kent and Bryan, apparently, but mostly so you don’t have to.

Plus, we have more strange Sony tales and a stupefying Fantastic Four announcement to talk about, along with more news.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Weird Al Yankovic- Dare to be Stupid

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Aisle of the Damned: 06/23/17- It Has to Wash Its Sheets in the Morning

Two weeks ago saw the opening of It Comes at Night. Last week, we had the bachelorette comedy Rough Night. This week we get Transformers: The Last Knight dropped on us like a 10-ton anvil. Coincidence?

Probably.

Regardless, Bryan and Kent are here to slice and dice films for your pleasure and It Comes at Night and Rough Night are both on the chopping block. So which is worth your dollars? The divisive psychological horror film or the gender-bent Very Bad Things? Find out in this episode! Plus, we have Pixar’s latest: the inevitable Cars 3. Does it handle better than the second entry?

PLUS, we have some movie news, including some superhero stuff. All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine- Down with the Sickness

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Movie Noise: Spoiler Filled Parking Lot Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Host Derek Coward and his kids have a spoiler filled discussion about Star Wars: The Force Awakens while sitting in the parking lot waiting for the car to heat up.

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Sci Fi Noise: Spoiler Filled Parking Lot Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Host Derek Coward and his kids have a spoiler filled discussion about Star Wars: The Force Awakens while sitting in the parking lot waiting for the car to heat up.

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